Dude, I'm not going to lie to you or anything but
The internetembassy is pretty much the best fucking thing ever since digitally sliced bread
I mean, fuck I don't know what I'd do without it.
I'd probably starve to death!
I wouldn't be able to wake up in the mornings without that fucking website.
I fucking get off to that shit.
Every morning when I wake up I fucking site at my computer desk and then I rip off my fucking pants and start wacking off.
Feels good man.