Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED

MeowMixer wrote:

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24]The cake is a lie...
25] If any GM is acting racist you should act racist too NO EXCEPTIONS
26] Admin is Meow's mother sister gf bf alter ego
27] Amos the Strong grants you GM powers
28] Amos the Gay Strong and Mia have rendered actual gender useless, all girls are actually boys and vice versa
29] Anyone who claims to be under 14 on MeowMS is really an undercover Nexon employee
30] There are no girls on the internet, MapleStory, or any private server including MeowMS.
31] GMs are not your personal teleport slaves.
32] GM is not the 5th job advancement
33] Spamming smilieys makes you sound like a dumbass
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Rule 24] >: Teh Pie framedz teh cake! It's the truth im telling you!

christofer wrote:

Matrix wrote:

MeowMixer wrote:

1] You don't give out your password
2] Don't fucking advertise
3] Disregard anything Sora tells you
34] There's porn of it
5] GMs will NOT give you free shit
6] Don't beg to be a GM
7] Don't bother Meow if it isn't important
8] Meow is actually Jesus
9] BOOBIES!
10] If you enjoy any rival servers - DON'T
11] ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
12] You don't own the server
13] Remedy is actually Hitler (Depending on his mood)
14] Remedy is not Hitler (Depending on his mood)
15] Hacks are made of fail
16] :lololo:
17] You will not ask for pictures of MeowMixer unless you ask for nudes.
18] Everyone is a pedophile
19] GMs do not "hack" they "mod"
20] Amos the Strong makes you a GM
21] HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
22] Trolling BasilMarket earns you extra respect if you succeed.

Sorry but I can't find any real rules here... "ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" is a rule? What does it mean? Actually it's just a grammar-less question, not a rule... Some poeple might not even understand it. Especially those that doesn't speak english! Please try to make some sense! Im not going to read all those lines just to realise there's nothing understandable here! Please be more serious... And hacks are not made of fail muwhaha...! oops I was thinking out loud >_> Owell I KNOW Im not the police, I KNOW Im not the boss and I KNOW you will either swear to me, ban me, delete my post, or say BOOBIES!!! o.o Well well...I don't want to cause any trouble or something, and I don't want to offend you or make you angry or something, and if I did Im sorry, okay? Well... gotta sleep... I hope... ...YOU DIE!!! Nah JK BB

-Matrix

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN THIS AINT NONE OF YO GODDAMN BUISNESS

This line never ceases to make me laugh SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN THIS AINT NONE OF YO GODDAMN BUISNESS

But seriously guys, follow the rules, or Fang with 'crack down' on those hackers foshiz
:afro:

cool Rule

Wow I just enjoyed reading through those. All very trufax or very lawlfax.

Comic.

so i'm from NE卍ON?

#8: You're me?.. n__n