how to reach enlightenment

Step 1 : Squat down. For best results put your head between your knees. Similar to this : http://www.wellnessasawayoflife.com/yoga_poses/spinal_stretch_squat.jpg

Step 2 : While squatting, breathe in and out heavily for 30 seconds. Try not to do too little or it won't work as well.

Step 3 : Stand up.

Step 4 : Close your mouth over your thumb tightly and blow as hard as you can.

Step 5 : Totally chill out in your amazing zen state

lolno. This shit makes you pass out -_-"

Piie wrote:

lolno. This shit makes you pass out -_-"

Darn and i was just about to try it

Piie wrote:

lolno. This shit makes you pass out -_-"

The hell it does!
Did you even try it?
If you're passing out you're doing it hella wrong

what kind of enlightenment?

Sounds like you push as much air out of your body, in the end you should pass out or get a good feeling from almost passing out. o.O
But seems like a bad thing to do.

Oh here we fuckin go.
Buncha people who think they are scientists trying to explain an ancient technique without ever even trying it.

OBJECTION!
I tried it.

Lol, I'm not interested in pushing my luck. Whoever is interested in it, go right ahead.

Hey guys, you should combine household ammonia and bleach to create some cool looking crystals!

Plague wrote:

Hey guys, you should combine household ammonia and bleach to create some cool looking crystals!

Lmfao made my day.

Brass wrote:

Step 1 : Squat down. For best results put your head between your knees. Similar to this : http://www.wellnessasawayoflife.com/yoga_poses/spinal_stretch_squat.jpg

Step 2 : While squatting, breathe in and out heavily for 30 seconds. Try not to do too little or it won't work as well.

Step 3 : Stand up.

Step 4 : Close your mouth over your thumb tightly and blow as hard as you can.

Step 5 : Totally chill out in your amazing zen state

my grandpa died trying trying this. then a month later my other grandpa died from a marijuana overdose.

PENGUIN wrote:

Brass wrote:

Step 1 : Squat down. For best results put your head between your knees. Similar to this : http://www.wellnessasawayoflife.com/yoga_poses/spinal_stretch_squat.jpg

Step 2 : While squatting, breathe in and out heavily for 30 seconds. Try not to do too little or it won't work as well.

Step 3 : Stand up.

Step 4 : Close your mouth over your thumb tightly and blow as hard as you can.

Step 5 : Totally chill out in your amazing zen state

my grandpa died trying trying this. then a month later my other grandpa died from a marijuana overdose.

my neighbor's grandpa died, too. i ran him over with the car 3 times

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

my third grandpa was killed by ghosts

PENGUIN wrote:

my third grandpa was killed by ghosts

Does this man look familiar to you?

hey guys I just heard, sitting too close to the TV can make you blind!

Brass wrote:

hey guys I just heard, sitting too close to the TV can make you blind!

Not if you do this. EDIT That picture i very assure you is Cory in that picture.

That's one way to browse privately.

i did this 3 times already after watching it on youtube.
It works. you actually faint for about a good 10 seconds and wake up forgeting why you were laying down.
Then about 5 seconds later remembering that u was trying to make yourself faint.

Gypsyleeboy wrote:

i did this 3 times already after watching it on youtube.
It works. you actually faint for about a good 10 seconds and wake up forgeting why you were laying down.
Then about 5 seconds later remembering that u was trying to make yourself faint.

link us to the vid my good man

Brass wrote:

Gypsyleeboy wrote:

i did this 3 times already after watching it on youtube.
It works. you actually faint for about a good 10 seconds and wake up forgeting why you were laying down.
Then about 5 seconds later remembering that u was trying to make yourself faint.

link us to the vid my good man

this?


note : fail.
2note : I think that's cory's nigerian friend..
/life