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PostSubject: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:49 pm

1] You don't give out your password
2] Don't fucking advertise
3] Disregard anything Sora tells you
4] Harassment is temp bannable unless you intentionally made it sexual
5] GMs will NOT give you free shit
6] Don't beg to be a GM
7] Don't bother Meow if it isn't important
8] Meow is actually Jesus
9] BOOBIES!
10] If you enjoy any rival servers - DON'T
11] ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
12] You don't own the server
13] Remedy is actually Hitler.
14] Remedy is not Hitler.
15] Hacks are made of fail
16] :lololo:
17] You will not ask for pictures of MeowMixer unless you ask for nudes.
18] Everyone is a pedophile
19] GMs do not "hack" they "mod"
20] Nothing is to be taken seriously (except the rules)
21] HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
22] Trolling BasilMarket earns you extra respect if you succeed.
23] If MeowMixer decides to appear out of hide on your screen you will receive an erection lasting 3 hours REGARDLESS OF GENDER.
24] The cake is a lie...
25] If any GM is acting racist you should act racist too NO EXCEPTIONS
26] Admin is Meow's mother sister gf bf alter ego
27] Amos the Strong grants you GM powers
28] Amos the Gay Strong and Mia have rendered actual gender useless, all girls are actually boys and vice versa
29] Anyone who claims to be under 14 on MeowMS is really an undercover Nexon employee
30] There are no girls on the internet, MapleStory, or any private server including MeowMS.
31] GMs are not your personal teleport slaves.
32] GM is not the 5th job advancement
33] Spamming smilieys makes you sound like a dumbass bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
34] There's porn of it
35] Having similar names as GMs is not allowed. Ex: MeovvMixer
36] PLEASE monitor everyone who plays from your house. If they get banned the entire house's IP is blocked
37] You cannot divide by zero (it crashes the server).
38] 911: Meow's phone number, be sure to send me sexy pictures ^_^
39] This list was not a parody of The Rules of The Internet although some rules were stolen/based off it (I'm getting bored of typing this now).
40] D0n@ti0N$ PLZZZZZZZZ!!!!11!!!1!1!11!1!!!1111111!10N3!!!1!!1111111
41] GMs will NOT ban other GMs unless the GM has gone rouge (trying to intentionally destroy the server).
42] As a player, you can't crash MeowMS because I'm pretty fucking sure you don't know how. Stop threatening to do it.
43] No smuggling, just don't.

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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:54 pm

Lol Nice
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:09 pm

You forgot a rule.
"Ignore Sora, everyone hates her."
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:23 pm

MeowMixer wrote:
1] You don't give out your password
2] Don't fucking advertise
3] Disregard anything Sora tells you
34] There's porn of it
5] GMs will NOT give you free shit
6] Don't beg to be a GM
7] Don't bother Meow if it isn't important
8] Meow is actually Jesus
9] BOOBIES!
10] If you enjoy any rival servers - DON'T
11] ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
12] You don't own the server
13] Remedy is actually Hitler (Depending on his mood)
14] Remedy is not Hitler (Depending on his mood)
15] Hacks are made of fail
16] :lololo:
17] You will not ask for pictures of MeowMixer unless you ask for nudes.
18] Everyone is a pedophile
19] GMs do not "hack" they "mod"
20] Amos the Strong makes you a GM
21] HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
22] Trolling BasilMarket earns you extra respect if you succeed.
Sorry but I can't find any real rules here... "ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" is a rule? What does it mean? Actually it's just a grammar-less question, not a rule... Some poeple might not even understand it. Especially those that doesn't speak english! Please try to make some sense! Im not going to read all those lines just to realise there's nothing understandable here! Please be more serious... And hacks are not made of fail muwhaha...! oops I was thinking out loud >_> Owell I KNOW Im not the police, I KNOW Im not the boss and I KNOW you will either swear to me, ban me, delete my post, or say BOOBIES!!! o.o Well well...I don't want to cause any trouble or something, and I don't want to offend you or make you angry or something, and if I did Im sorry, okay? Well... gotta sleep... I hope... ...YOU DIE!!! Nah JK BB

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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:30 pm

Matrix wrote:
MeowMixer wrote:
1] You don't give out your password
2] Don't fucking advertise
3] Disregard anything Sora tells you
34] There's porn of it
5] GMs will NOT give you free shit
6] Don't beg to be a GM
7] Don't bother Meow if it isn't important
8] Meow is actually Jesus
9] BOOBIES!
10] If you enjoy any rival servers - DON'T
11] ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
12] You don't own the server
13] Remedy is actually Hitler (Depending on his mood)
14] Remedy is not Hitler (Depending on his mood)
15] Hacks are made of fail
16] :lololo:
17] You will not ask for pictures of MeowMixer unless you ask for nudes.
18] Everyone is a pedophile
19] GMs do not "hack" they "mod"
20] Amos the Strong makes you a GM
21] HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
22] Trolling BasilMarket earns you extra respect if you succeed.
Sorry but I can't find any real rules here... "ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" is a rule? What does it mean? Actually it's just a grammar-less question, not a rule... Some poeple might not even understand it. Especially those that doesn't speak english! Please try to make some sense! Im not going to read all those lines just to realise there's nothing understandable here! Please be more serious... And hacks are not made of fail muwhaha...! oops I was thinking out loud >_> Owell I KNOW Im not the police, I KNOW Im not the boss and I KNOW you will either swear to me, ban me, delete my post, or say BOOBIES!!! o.o Well well...I don't want to cause any trouble or something, and I don't want to offend you or make you angry or something, and if I did Im sorry, okay? Well... gotta sleep... I hope... ...YOU DIE!!! Nah JK BB

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SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN THIS AINT NONE OF YO GODDAMN BUISNESS

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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:00 pm

christofer wrote:
Matrix wrote:
MeowMixer wrote:
1] You don't give out your password
2] Don't fucking advertise
3] Disregard anything Sora tells you
34] There's porn of it
5] GMs will NOT give you free shit
6] Don't beg to be a GM
7] Don't bother Meow if it isn't important
8] Meow is actually Jesus
9] BOOBIES!
10] If you enjoy any rival servers - DON'T
11] ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
12] You don't own the server
13] Remedy is actually Hitler (Depending on his mood)
14] Remedy is not Hitler (Depending on his mood)
15] Hacks are made of fail
16] :lololo:
17] You will not ask for pictures of MeowMixer unless you ask for nudes.
18] Everyone is a pedophile
19] GMs do not "hack" they "mod"
20] Amos the Strong makes you a GM
21] HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
22] Trolling BasilMarket earns you extra respect if you succeed.
Sorry but I can't find any real rules here... "ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" is a rule? What does it mean? Actually it's just a grammar-less question, not a rule... Some poeple might not even understand it. Especially those that doesn't speak english! Please try to make some sense! Im not going to read all those lines just to realise there's nothing understandable here! Please be more serious... And hacks are not made of fail muwhaha...! oops I was thinking out loud >_> Owell I KNOW Im not the police, I KNOW Im not the boss and I KNOW you will either swear to me, ban me, delete my post, or say BOOBIES!!! o.o Well well...I don't want to cause any trouble or something, and I don't want to offend you or make you angry or something, and if I did Im sorry, okay? Well... gotta sleep... I hope... ...YOU DIE!!! Nah JK BB

-Matrix

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN THIS AINT NONE OF YO GODDAMN BUISNESS
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PostSubject: lol   Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:33 pm

MeowMixer wrote:
1] You don't give out your password
2] Don't fucking advertise
3] Disregard anything Sora tells you
34] There's porn of it
5] GMs will NOT give you free shit
6] Don't beg to be a GM
7] Don't bother Meow if it isn't important
8] Meow is actually Jesus
9] BOOBIES!
10] If you enjoy any rival servers - DON'T
11] ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
12] You don't own the server
13] Remedy is actually Hitler (Depending on his mood)
14] Remedy is not Hitler (Depending on his mood)
15] Hacks are made of fail
16] :lololo:
17] You will not ask for pictures of MeowMixer unless you ask for nudes.
18] Everyone is a pedophile
19] GMs do not "hack" they "mod"
20] Amos the Strong makes you a GM
21] HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
22] Trolling BasilMarket earns you extra respect if you succeed.

lmao i dont get the rule # 17
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:28 pm

vietster wrote:
MeowMixer wrote:
1] You don't give out your password
2] Don't fucking advertise
3] Disregard anything Sora tells you
34] There's porn of it
5] GMs will NOT give you free shit
6] Don't beg to be a GM
7] Don't bother Meow if it isn't important
8] Meow is actually Jesus
9] BOOBIES!
10] If you enjoy any rival servers - DON'T
11] ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
12] You don't own the server
13] Remedy is actually Hitler (Depending on his mood)
14] Remedy is not Hitler (Depending on his mood)
15] Hacks are made of fail
16] :lololo:
17] You will not ask for pictures of MeowMixer unless you ask for nudes.
18] Everyone is a pedophile
19] GMs do not "hack" they "mod"
20] Amos the Strong makes you a GM
21] HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
22] Trolling BasilMarket earns you extra respect if you succeed.

lmao i dont get the rule # 17

Meow won't give you pictures of him, unless you want to see him nude =]
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PostSubject: o.o   Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:48 am

GROSSSS LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:21 pm

You tricked me for an account. BOO :<
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:26 am

I LOLED AND WOKE UP EV EVERYONE AT 13 14 and 23!
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:52 pm

YEEE Boobies!!!! :lololo: and pedophile
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:10 pm

Lol I like rule #9 and #23 lol
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:50 pm

these vaguely remind me of the rules of the internet. ;]
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:01 pm

i like the rules boobies....
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:34 am

me too
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:26 pm

I did follow this all but i getted BANNED for go in to Fm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:31 pm

ingettejag wrote:
I did follow this all but i getted BANNED for go in to Fm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe we just dont like you?
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:45 pm

Hmmm... Those rules shouldn't be too hard to follow. I'll get the hang of them within a few seconds...
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:42 am

Im Going To Donate?
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:31 pm

1/0

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:21 pm

Nicks wrote:
Im Going To Donate?
you don't have to... But it's appreciated.

Of course, a lot of people can't access money/credit cards, so we don't expect you to donate.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:48 am

these are really hardcore, I don't think i could survive with them
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:35 pm

tokihatsu wrote:
these are really hardcore, I don't think i could survive with them
You'll know which ones are serious.

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PostSubject: Re: Teh Rules of MeowMS - UPDATED   Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:12 pm

I think I'm going to donate too. For god's sake its a rule people!

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